Happy Birthday, Babies

“On the day that you were born
the angels got together,
and decided to create a dream come true …”

Imaginary High School Boyfriends, Jared Padelecki and Benedict Cumberbatch.

If Eva Mendes has a Little Boy

DILF-in-Training and soon-to-be Ultimate DILF, Ryan Gosling.

sob, sob

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!

Chris Evans: as American as apple pie, and just as tasty.

These two. Jeez.

These two. Jeez.

Homewrecker Hall of Fame

Actresses and man-stealers, Angelina Jolie, Kristen Stewart, Claire Danes and Penelope Cruz.

A Disney Prince doesn’t just stop at one Disney Princess.

Bloodthirsty

Best Fangs in the Business: Brad Pitt, Robert Pattinson, Alexander Skarsgard and Tom Hiddleston.

Ridiculously Photogenic Criminal

You know you’ve made the wrong choices in life when you look like that, and you only become famous after your mugshot is released…

(“Cheers” to the shallowness of the universe.)

Ridiculously Photogenic Criminal

You know you’ve made the wrong choices in life when you look like that, and you only become famous after your mugshot is released…

(“Cheers” to the shallowness of the universe.)

England’s Only Hope

Italians.
Stallions.
Italian Stallions.

"Sleeping" with the Enemy

OK, fine. He scored against England. But look at him.

HANDSOME

Better Than Demi Moore

First Ryan Gosling. Now Chris Evans.

Sandra Bullock is the Queen of the Cougars.

Be My Bi

Mark Ruffalo, you sexy beast!

You can turn anyone.

Beautiful Young Love

All good things must come to an end.

Charlie Hunnam, Hot Damn

Um … excuse me … Charlie Hunnam was the absolute hotness in Pacific Rim. He strutted through that film looking like Brad Pitt and Paul Walker combined. Damn! I hope it wasn’t a mistake to let him go as Monsieur Grey in Fifty Shades. Although I’m sure Jamie Dornan will do a fine job. Too bad they can’t take turns with that ruler …